Mpghappiness graduated with a Ph.D in Internet Studies back in '95. Since then mpg has learned much about the world via 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. For example, a man known as EFG has encountered over 531 epic fails, and still today they keep occurring.
Oh, and please, for the love of anything you claim holy (or in the case that you don't, for the love of bradmin), DO NOT CAPITALIZE THE M. or call mpg by his real name if you know it.
- Our Queen Boxxy (xbox gamertag)